“rosé colored glasses.” (x)
(Source: thetendershark)
you think my blog is being taken over by star trek you should see my life
(Source: togoboldly)
(via baggedmilk)
when will reboot star trek show us sulu’s obsession with plants this is important to me
(via christeana)
“Mr. Sulu, remind me to never piss you off…”
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.
(Source: butchmcqueen, via starfleetgrad)
she wants the D(r. McCoy)
BABY, I'M A SOCIOPATH-a woman serial killer playlist // ”for the women who murder for love and murder for pleasure and every woman in between.” // listen1. lose your soul- dead man’s bones 2. female robbery- the neighbourhood 3. serial killer- lana del rey 4. counting bodies like sheep (to the rhythm of the war drums)- a perfect circle 5. this ain’t no hymn- saint saviour 6. fresh blood- eels 7. this hollow world- johnny hollow 8. vampire smile- kyla la grange 9. sweet dreams (are made of this)- emily browning
(via bluebackstabber)
remus would have been so good at finding loopholes for the marauders to slip through like i mean as a prefect he would have had to know all of them to an extent and i can just see sirius hopping onto his bed like “hey moony can we do this thing without technically breaking any rules” and remus would be like well no but you could do this and then guess who doesnt have detention despite the fact that all anyone at the slytherin table has had for dinner the past four days is haggis
(Source: whitelaws, via numbtongue)
but what if christine chapel and jim kirk meant to have no-strings-attached wild barnburner type sex, only then something super embarrassing happened — like christine caught jim giving his dick a pep talk in the bathroom, or sloppy mantears occurred for an unjustified reason, or jim accidentally shouted his own name when he came — and christine had to request a transfer because she couldn’t look at him or even hear his voice on the shipwide broadcasts without cracking the fuck up and it was starting to freak patients out
jim says he ~doesn’t remember~ but that’s aspirational, he only wishes he didn’t; the truth is he relives it in the stunningly vivid technicolor of abject mortification pretty much whenever he closes his eyes
that’s my new headcanon, that makes this better for me