lelianassong:

[whispers passionately into your ear] You’re my sweet cheesecake.

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typac:

95% sure my neighbors grow weed

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amandaspoetry:

i am so glad you exist, even if you exist so far away from me 

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"Burn Gorman is a sickly, skinny pez dispenser"

- Actual criticism of casting choices for “Oliver!” (via geniusbee)
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gastrogirl:

peanut butter swirled cheesecake bars with brown sugar graham cracker crust.

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okayophelia:

“Literally objects start moving when the guy enters a room.  He’s an actor of uncommon power and uncommon humanity. — Guillermo del Toro

#[muffled immigrant song scream in the distance]

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finching:

meerareed:

my dash is getting me amped lets go kill a man

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misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

1 year ago   ( 328893 )
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theyellowbrickroad:

who wants to date we can go out for pizza and criticize movies together

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if your pants were a .rar file i would unzip them

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crayolagron:

agentbartowski:

gas-station-disco:

Offended! A Tumblr Musical

My mother died during a musical, you insensitive fuck. 

that’s it that’s the opening number

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