(Source: foodescapades)

(Source: timfen)

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

theyellowbrickroad:

who wants to date we can go out for pizza and criticize movies together

(Source: thehilariousblog.com, via arlandreas)

(Source: halfdigested-ashesofstevejobs, via shadowclonejutsu)

if your pants were a .rar file i would unzip them

(Source: youtube.com, via freshprinceofcamelot)

crayolagron:

agentbartowski:

gas-station-disco:

Offended! A Tumblr Musical

My mother died during a musical, you insensitive fuck. 

that’s it that’s the opening number

filip-ew-no:

Hanging Mistletoe over my butt because you can all kiss my ass

(via talaem)

• someone: quit apologizing
• me: sorry

cosmo tip #457

expertcosmotips:

If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.

Bangarang (Feat. Sirah) // Skrillex

(Source: illusoryfeat)

ymcgay:

“what kind of sick bastard wouldnt reblog this”

me

(Source: joeydeangelis, via eddhardwicke-deactivated2013033)

my main fandom is hating fandoms

(Source: thetinygentleman, via formerly-vaginawoolf)

fizzy

omg you’re so cute julia

come let me hug you

live with me

you’d want me for a flatmate

julia

julia

julia

see neely i was about to hug you but you accidentally let slip the name of your secret lover right there

maybe you answered the wrong post hmm

because its either that or you genuinely think i spell my own name with a typo

fizzy juice is the superior juice