[whispers passionately into your ear] You’re my sweet cheesecake.
i am so glad you exist, even if you exist so far away from me
“Literally objects start moving when the guy enters a room. He’s an actor of uncommon power and uncommon humanity.” — Guillermo del Toro
my dash is getting me amped lets go kill a man
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
who wants to date we can go out for pizza and criticize movies together