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it’s my 20th birthday today.

goodbye to teenage dirtbaggery, hello to being referred to as a twentysomething for the next few years and then some.

BRING IT ON UNIVERSE

BRING IT ON

we were watching a tv chatshow montage the other day and my sister goes ‘is that rudy from misfits?’ when ummm bint it was ant of ant and dec fame actually.

remember when I said that joe gilgun resembles ant mcpartlin if he had a meth addiction and worked in a chippy? you know, in a nice positive complimentary way?

well.

I rest my case.

my christmas eve was boring as fuck so of course I’m going to blog about it!!:

• fell asleep at 10am after ‘just changing my tumblr url’ at 2am
• woke up at 11am to wardrobe delivery, moved to another room and fell back asleep during
• woke up again at noon by betty yelling about how we had to hurry and get the shopping in before the mad rush
• read as: glaswegians hoarding alcohol for fear of a shortage over the festive period
• bought cool ‘new zealand fresh mist’ febreeze, told friend my room would smell like the shire which was all very exciting and in the spirit of the hobbit trailer
• cried myself to sleep (not really) when he reminded me that I’d be better off rubbing horse shit and mud on the walls/soaking everything in booze and weed ash for authenticity
• hobbits are magical and nicely fragranced okay
• watched the first narnia reboot film as I haven’t seen it before - edmund is a moody little shit so, naturally, he’s my favourite
• coughed up a lung
• had a beer
• watched star trek/tested my new lava lamp

and with that exciting update, merry christmas/happy holidays to you!

a picture of elijah wood just showed up on my dash

and I found him really attractive

and now I’m going to bed because clearly this cold medicine has gotten to me in a bad way

hopefully my dad will be so interested in the hobbit trailer that he wont notice that I’ve dyed my fringe bright blue.

or maybe I’ll just get my nose pierced and distract him from my hair altogether!!

mum and I are sitting laughing at fake profile photos on dating websites.

“49, it’s complicated, looks like a sexy jesus”

…just another monday night really.

please tell me that someone else out there laughed at the scene in sherlock holmes 2 with rdj and the pony

because I cried and I was in the cinema

so matt lewis and iwan rheon are both going to be in wasteland

now if we could only get a proper synopsis, this film would already be my new favourite thing

somehow managed to spell my own name wrong in an email to my uni tutor

I’m about 90% sure that captain america wears a bigger bra size than me

and that is saying something

my alarm didn’t go off this morning

and now I’m behind with coursework again

ahahahahaha

kill me please

• decide to sit at the living room table with back to the tv
• proud of self for this foolproof distraction solution, begin coursework
• “I’ll just check tumblr really quick”

that was two hours ago

why does this keep happening I dont understand

one of my 234567898765 tabs is playing music

I should be alarmed but it’s really good and I feel like dancing, so